{"id":31,"date":"2021-03-27T05:00:14","date_gmt":"2021-03-27T05:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theanimalchannel.com\/?page_id=31"},"modified":"2021-04-27T20:52:35","modified_gmt":"2021-04-27T20:52:35","slug":"jokes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/theanimalchannel.com\/?page_id=31","title":{"rendered":"Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?<\/p>

* Golden Retriever: The sun is shining; the day is young; we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?<\/p>

* Border Collie: Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.<\/p>

* Dachshund: I can’t reach the stupid lamp!<\/p>

* Toy Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear, and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.<\/p>

* Rottweiler: Go ahead! Make me!<\/p>

* Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants do it.<\/p>

* Lab: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?<\/p>

* Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.<\/p>

* Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.<\/p>

* Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.<\/p>

* Hound dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<\/p>

* Chihauhua: Yo quiero, Taco Bulb.<\/p>

* Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover.<\/p>

* Pointer: I see it! There it is! Right there!<\/p>

* Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?<\/p>

* Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.<\/p>

* Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just
ate was a light bulb?<\/p>

* Cocker spaniel: Why change it? I can still go on the carpet in the
dark.<\/p>

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